Who is Ted Mullens in Schitt's Creek?
The vet with the puns and the patience · The Town
Ted Mullens (The vet with the puns and the patience) is a character in Schitt's Creek, part of The Town. Ted Mullens is the town veterinarian: tank-top-handsome, pathologically punny, and devoted to Alexis Rose across two engagements, one breakup caused entirely by her unreadiness, and a second act that earns the word mature. He names his practice's animals like setups, sails to the Galápagos for the research post of his dreams, and shares with Alexis the show's most grown-up ending: two people who love each other choosing the lives that don't fit together. The puns, mercifully, are eternal.
When does Ted Mullens first appear?
Ted Mullens first appears in Season 1, Episode 7 (“Turkey Shoot”) of Schitt's Creek (2015–2020, CBC/Pop).
Who is Ted Mullens connected to?
Relationships already established when Ted Mullens first appears — nothing from later episodes.
- Alexis Rose — Two engagements, one grown-up ending
Which group does Ted Mullens belong to?
By the time Ted Mullens appears, The Town also includes Roland Schitt, Jocelyn Schitt.
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